I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!!Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Happy 5th Anniversary, all you bitch ass motherfuckers
- [Nimona]:You should be questioning everything right now. The will of Gloreth, the Institute, the wall. What’s it all really for? - [Ballister]: For protecting the realm. - [Nimona]: Oh, you mean from villains like you? Or monsters like me?
I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
“the education system traumatizes students it deems stupid” and “the education system traumatizes students it deems gifted” are two concepts that can and should coexist.
whenever people criticize stampede for differences from 98 or trimax i’m always like HOLD ON LET THEM COOK because of stuff like this. i actually have so much more confidence in studio orange for getting stuff right later on in the series than i normally would bc of stuff like this (like for trans adult elendira, or chunky livio/razlo, and obviously for milly).
like look at THIS, where they took an ENTIRE visual and musical storytelling motif from ONE PANEL of the manga. they’re COOKING on levels unimaginable.
ALT
I’M TELLING YA
SCREAMING IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS
👏 STUDIO 👏 ORANGE 👏 IS 👏 INSANE (affectionate)
Trigun Stampede is a love letter, a tribute gone wild, a new interpretation that elevates and honors its source material. I am repeatedly awed by Orange’s attention to detail. They care, they worked for it, and it shows.
smelled something that my brain mistook as cooked veggies and had an instantaneous craving for udon noodles so animalistic and visceral i think i know what a boner feels like now